[She slacks off, he brings her a pillow!] When Luo Li transmigrated into a book, the plot was at the famous scene where the good-for-nothing female side character gets dumped by her fiancé. Her senior brother sneered, “You can’t even absorb spiritual energy. Why not volunteer to feed the spirit pigs?” Luo Li nodded. “Sure. Where’s the pigsty? I can study how to generate electricity from biogas while I’m at it.” Three days later, she used pig manure to draw talismans that blew up the sect’s trial platform. The sect leader begged her to become an elder.
[She stirs up trouble, he cleans up after her!] The Pill Peak elder scoffed, “Improve a pill recipe? As if you’re qualified!” Luo Li tossed out an “automatic pill-refining machine.” Pills went into mass production, prices plummeted, and the cultivation world was hit by inflation. When an alliance of demonic cultivators came to demand an explanation, Daoist Venerable Xuan Yun calmly wiped his sword. “Touch her? My sword has been craving demonic blood lately.”
[She makes a run for it, he intercepts her!] As more and more of Luo Li’s secret identities came to light, she packed her bags and fled in the dead of night. Just outside the mountain gate, she collided with someone’s warm chest. Xuan Yun held up the invisibility talisman she’d just dropped, a dark glimmer in his eyes. “You stole my heart. Don’t you think you should take responsibility?” “Be good. I’ve prepared a dual-cultivation technique. This time, it comes with a romantic bath for two.”
