Practicing the Nine Revolutions Mystical Art in the Pirate King World After Failing at Cultivation

Bored at home during the pandemic lockdown, I spent 999 yuan on an online course called “Nine-Turn Profound Art: Crash Course.”

> On the seventh day of following the livestreamed training, I practiced until I turned into a wisp of smoke.

> When I opened my eyes again, I was a six-year-old orphan in the world of One Piece, taken in by the mayor of Foosha Village.

> Bored in the middle of the night, I practiced the art, and black goo suddenly started seeping from my pores.

> “This world really has spiritual energy?”

> Ten years later, I crushed Garp's heart-shaped fist with one hand. He stared at me in shock. “You brat... what kind of martial arts have you been practicing?”

> I silently took out my phone. The screen was frozen on the grinning face of the fraudster guru. “Thank you, Instructor. The course worked wonders.”