The Most Miserable Immortal in History Has Been Hilarious for Two Thousand Years

When Chen Mo woke up, he found that he had traveled to the Qin Dynasty and came with his own immortality buff - he would not age or die, but he would be hungry, in pain, sick, and even lose his hair! As a top student in the history department, he is gearing up to show off his ambitions: kill Zhao Gao in advance? Fusu must be rescued! Da Qin cannot die in two generations! However, reality soon taught him how to behave—— He tried to change his ways by burning books and trapping Confucians, but was chased all over the streets as a Confucian scholar; I wanted to give Xiang Yu a spoiler on the Hongmen Banquet, but I was hung up and beaten as if he was a piece of work; In the Tang Dynasty, I tried to copy Li Bai and Du Fu's poems to pretend to be a talented scholar, but I was caught on the spot just after reading a few sentences; The Song Dynasty planned to invent gunpowder and enter the era of hot weapons early, and almost blew itself up... From the Qin Dynasty to modern times, in two thousand years, Chen Mo has been: The alchemist who was regarded as a liar by Qin Shihuang ("Xu Fu can at least deceive the ship, but you can't even defraud a copper!") The attendant who was kicked out for stealing elbows at the Hongmen Banquet ("Xiang Zhuang is dancing with his sword? Don't stop me from watching the food!") Taste tester of Yang Guifei Lychee Express (having diarrhea that makes her doubt her life) A soldier under Yue Fei who was fired because he was too afraid of death ("You pretended to be dead before the golden soldiers came?!") The accountant at Heshen's house who was fired because he was too bad at flattering ("Sir, your fake accounts are not as good as a primary school student") Whenever he wants to use his "prophet" ability to change history, he always overturns due to various outrageous reasons: Just when he was about to remind Zhu Di to be careful about the earthen fortress, he fell into the moat first; Wanted to give Lin Zexu a world map, but was mistaken for a British spy; Finally got into Guangxu's side