[Heavenly Court 996 + Cultivation of Immortals within the System + Social Animals Rectifying the Immortal World]
Zhang Xian, a modern social animal, has a somewhat crooked path to promotion——
While others became immortals, he was appointed as a "temporary worker in the archives department of the thoroughfare management office", where he usually wiped the butts of immortals who collapsed in various ways.
In a paradise where per capita KPIs are anxious, collapse is the norm:
Lei Bu used Yunzhou to snatch Nezha's air-traveling path, Yue Lao's marriage system was severely affected by the Caishen stock market crash, and even the Dragon King's rain was so involved that it flooded the city's express delivery!
What's even more outrageous is that these immortal collapse equipment are also very cybernetic:
The red line of marriage is transmitted by optical fiber, the tight band has become a noise-canceling headset, and even the barking dog has to wear a positioning collar to prevent it from getting lost...
Zhang Xian was jumping up and down in the Xianxia version of the Municipal Service Center, holding the Waste Pill BUFF and Tudigong's metaphysics wool socks in hand.
It wasn't until the Jade Emperor slapped down a layoff order that he was shocked to realize——
It turns out that being laid off by a god is scarier than having a concert by the Monkey King!
