——Li Hong traveled through time to become a failed scholar during the Daoguang period, and found that the Opium War had not yet started.
——When the powerful officials in the court forced me to drink the "foreign fairy water", I took out a Coke with my backhand and said, "This is happy water!"
——The dignitaries in the capital are addicted to Coca-Cola, and money is pouring into the treasury.
Li Hong took the opportunity to form a new army, machine guns wiped out the Eight Banners cavalry, and the armored ships crushed the English warships.
——At the top of the Forbidden City, the young emperor tugged on my sleeve: "Father, who should we fight next?"
——Li Hong unfolded the world map and tapped Hawaii: "First, turn the Pacific Ocean into our bathtub."
——On the day the fleet crossed the ocean, a headline in Chinese characters appeared on the headlines of London newspapers - "Warm reminder from the Qing Expeditionary Force: Bring toilet paper for use in the event of surrender."
