The Model Gentleman, Chasing His Husband and Losing His Mind Again

[System] [Beastfolk] [Both Chaste] [Comedy] [Happy Ending] [Mad Beauty Top] [Pure Love] [Mutual Pursuit] [Fragmented Bottom]

Mad beauty with long hair, the top x gorgeous but tragic and aloof bottom

A word of caution: The top is hopelessly lovestruck, while the bottom is all about his career, intent on making money and building his career so he can support the top in his old age. The top is not a good person. In fact, he's not even human. Everything he does is for the bottom, and sometimes he gets pretty crazy.

The System has worked diligently for hundreds of years. Just when it needs to bind one more Host to earn the title of Perfect System, a long-haired man claiming to be a model of virtue toward his partner approaches it with a big knife for a “friendly exchange” and forcibly binds it.

At first, the System thinks its excellent work experience will let it complete its missions even without an excellent Host.

But then...

“Rule number one of the Handbook of Virtue Toward Your Partner: My wife is Heaven, and I am Earth,” the man says.

[The male lead is NOT your wife!!! No kissing him!!]

“With my exemplary conduct, I'll surely help you become a Perfect System.”

[Put your hands down from the male lead first.]

The System breaks down, gets angry, and roars.

[I don't need you at all...]

The man's eyes turn into scarlet, vertical pupils, and he smiles at the System.

[...Sometimes I really do need you.]

“Rule number one hundred and twenty-three of the Handbook of Virtue Toward Your Partner: Clear away every obstacle that keeps me from being with my wife.”

The man's “wife” slaps him and says expressionlessly, “Get lost.”

The man whines, “No, no! Boo-hoo!”

System: [...]