[Absurd] [Funny] [Lighthearted] [Making Up for Regrets]
The protagonist is reborn as Uchiha Yan, the younger brother of Shisui Uchiha. But the System gives me a bunch of bizarre ocular techniques.
A power-level appraisal technique?
One more look and you'll explode?
And what the heck is an acute gastroenteritis outbreak technique?
So, whenever he runs into an enemy, Uchiha Yan fires off a power-level appraisal technique, letting them know what filial piety and love mean.
If the enemy can withstand the power-level appraisal technique, heh heh heh, then they'll be facing an acute gastroenteritis outbreak technique, a blown tire, and a 100% barehanded sword catch.
Danzo watched as Root members lay on the ground, groaning, their bellies swollen, and trembled with fear. "Don't come any closer! Uchiha Yan!"
Black Zetsu looked down at his swollen belly. "??? Even someone without a sex can get pregnant? Is this how Mom gave birth to me?"
The White Zetsus stirred their own poop with poop sticks. "So this is what taking a dump feels like."
Madara Uchiha stared in shock as his belly slowly swelled. He gritted his teeth. "Uchiha Yan, are you itching for a dance?"
Tobirama Senju looked at his huge belly, his face dark as a pot. "Evil Uchiha, I'll finish you off with my own hands!"
Uchiha Yan shrugged. "You shouldn't have come looking for trouble. I had no choice but to fire off a power-level appraisal technique and see if you were even qualified to take me on."
Obito, who had hidden in the Kamui Dimension, was hit by Uchiha Yan's 100% barehanded sword catch. He came running out of the Kamui Dimension, knelt before Uchiha Yan, clasped his hands together to catch the sword, and cried, "Uchiha Yan's ocular techniques are so freaking nasty!"
It's a pretty funny story. I like it very much. There are a lot of jokes in the plot. Also, it's good that there is no female protagonist. I don't know why there are so many people in the comment area who want to steal the protagonist, marry him, and have a harem all day long. It's really unclear
Nowadays, the mind is open, same-sex love does exist, and can be respected, but please don't spread it, you just need to know this kind of thing, it smells of male-male ambiguity, and it is a work for the entire Internet.
One star deducted. I feel gay in gay. After watching it for a long time, my buttocks ache.
It's very good. If you want to read something funny, you can read this. Although I haven't read it for a long time, the first few chapters really made me laugh.
I was brainwashed as soon as I traveled to the past. It's funny. You can watch it without thinking, but it doesn't suit my taste.
I can't do it anymore. I'm going to die laughing.
There's nothing bad about it, it's pretty good.
Very good, come on
There is currently no sign of stallion, and the idea is very good.
It feels very good and looks good