Help! I'm Average, So Why Are My Special Effects Maxed Out?

(Dear readers, set aside the weariness of life and come enjoy some top-tier thrills.)

Chen Changsheng is a terminally lazy man devoted to spreading the gospel of lying flat. All he has ever wanted is to quietly be a salted fish in some forgotten corner.

But his damn passive effects never give him the chance!

[Ding! You have triggered the "Dao Aura Surrounding You" passive effect, helping someone achieve enlightenment!]

[Ding! You have triggered the "Heaven and Earth Dharma Form (Fake)" passive effect. The phantom of a Chaos Demon God appears behind you, frightening away the messengers from the Immortal Realm!]

[Ding! Your casual remark has triggered the "Words Become Law (Fake)" passive effect. The sky instantly fills with dark clouds and flashing lightning, striking fear into petty villains!]

He only wanted to find a corner to sleep in, but people mistook it for secluded cultivation. He only grabbed an old book to use as a pillow, but everyone thought he had comprehended a supreme secret scripture lost for ten thousand years!

From senior disciple of the Xuanxiao Sacred Land, to the greatest of the younger generation across the Five Regions, to leader of the Mortal Realm's Protectors' Alliance, and even into the Immortal Realm... Chen Changsheng is pushed onto the altar every step of the way.

His inner monologue: Help! I never meant to show off! I just want to lie flat!

(P.S. The opening of this book has a similar plot to The Unremarkable Senior Brother. I originally wanted to write a different kind of senior brother, so please go easy on me.)