Reborn as a Goblin with a God-Tier Gacha System

After working overtime for a week straight, corporate drone Lin Tian drops dead. When he wakes up, he discovers he's been reincarnated as the lowliest creature in a world of magic: a green-skinned goblin. Just as despair sets in, the God-Tier System activates: “Choose one of three newbie gifts: 1. Better luck next time. 2. Try again. 3. Goblin Deluxe Gift Pack?” Trembling, he picks the gift pack, only to pull out a glowing toilet brush. To earn grudge points for draws, Lin Tian starts doing one outrageous thing after another: drinking his teammates' potions, hanging a holy paladin's underwear from a flagpole, singing to a dragon, “Your mom goes grocery shopping and the prices always go up”... When the pope sees that his treasured, thousand-year-old portrait of the saintess has been turned into abstract art, the System's alert suddenly blares: “Ding! Ten-pull reward unlocked: SSR Succubus Queen Summoning Ticket!”