I'm Konoha's Mortician, and Orochimaru Works for Me

Transmigration + Autopsy + Research + Subverting Expectations + Behind the Scenes

Medical student Bai Shu pulls an all-nighter and dies suddenly, only to transmigrate into Konoha's morgue and become a Genin tasked with handling the bodies left behind by war. He accidentally awakens the talent [Autopsy Equals Understanding]. By dissecting a ninja's corpse, he can extract ninjutsu, bloodline abilities, and even memories of the soul! Once ninjutsu becomes a measurable parameter and Kekkei Genkai becomes an editable genetic sequence, the entire shinobi world is turned upside down!

“Orochimaru, your data on the snake-shedding technique is outdated. Here's my Cell Programmed Death Intervention Plan.”

“Uchiha Itachi, spare me the talk about love and peace. Care to take a look at this report on the link between Mangekyo ocular power and optic nerve degeneration?”

“Kaguya? Sorry, beneath my scalpel, all are equal!”

Bai Shu has a simple goal: to build the shinobi world's most comprehensive human-body database, dissect chakra with a scalpel, and crush all theories of bloodline supremacy and predestined fate with the iron fist of science! I, Bai Shu, Konoha's mortician, will bring a technological revolution to the shinobi world from the top down!