Xu Ning transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and became Zhao Yun's junior fellow disciple, bound to the [Bizarre Famous General Training System].
Beginner mission: Make Zhang Fei perform a girl-group dance in public. The penalty for failure is a permanently awful electronic-sounding voice.
At Changban Slope, Zhao Yun charges through the enemy ranks seven times, carrying the crying A Dou in his arms. Xu Ning calmly pulls out his phone and plays Peppa Pig.
When Zhuge Liang first presents the Longzhong Plan, Xu Ning slaps the table and interrupts: “Kongming, hold on! Let me put together a PowerPoint for our lord first!”
On the eve of the Battle of the Han River, with eight hundred men about to face one hundred thousand, he is livestreaming the sale of “Xu Family Secret-Recipe Marching Rice Crackers” in camp.
When Liu Bei ascends the throne, the assembled officials cry, “Long live the emperor!” Xu Ning raises his selfie stick: “Your Majesty, look at the camera! Give us a smile!”
Zhuge Liang hides his face behind his feather fan. “My lord, this fellow's audacity may well exceed the limits of human ability...”
