You Call Me a Good-for-Nothing? I'll Ascend with My Spatial Powers and Abilities

No spiritual roots? My pocket dimension comes stocked with countless kinds of post-apocalyptic ability crystals, a spirit spring, and a hundred mu of immortal fields. The energy in the ability crystals can be converted into spiritual energy, letting me cultivate every skill and spell while storing spiritual energy throughout my body. No cultivation resources? My pocket dimension comes with teleportation and treasure-finding functions, so the entire cultivation world is my backyard. While everyone waits to see when this good-for-nothing will be eaten by a monster, I take the great demons as spirit companions. While everyone waits to see me fail to ascend because I never undergo a tribulation, I’ve already become invincible beneath the heavens and am about to ascend!!