Fried noodle fairy Guo Chaofen was kicked out of the house by his father, but he was bound to the deadly interstellar takeaway system!
First mission: Deliver hell hot pot (liquid oxygen encapsulated) to sleeping Cthulhu.
Timeout = ten years older! Bad review = Tokyo Tower has become a mess!
The ex's blood letter warned: "Don't be too hot! When he wakes up, the whole universe will be buried with him!"
Riding on a modified e-donkey with a frying spoon stuck in it, Guo Chaofen plunged into the wormhole:
Use overnight fried rice noodles to plug the cracks in the universe, and rely on square dance to interrupt interstellar trials...
When the negative review rate soars, advanced civilization wants to stuff the earth into the refrigerator - Guo Chaofen picks up the frying spoon:
"Please wait for the negative comments... Try my bowl of invincible stir-fried noodles with stars?"