Call Me Your Lady Scumbag!

[Transmigration + multiple male leads + all male leads are virgins + not 1v1 + women give birth + one woman, multiple men + business + farming + heroine's inner commentary + lighthearted comedy]

Feng Zhaozhao, the strongest fighter of the apocalypse, was beautiful and ruthless. At twenty-six, more than twenty of her ex-boyfriends joined forces to kill her.

After transmigrating, she became Feng Erniang, the most infamous woman in the Kingdom of Fenglin: fat and ugly, a drunkard and gambler who frequented brothels, supposedly brought about her parents' deaths, and was despised by everyone as a pathetic waste!

Worse still, she had four handsome husbands, each 188 centimeters tall, all skilled in martial arts and of distinguished status. They treated her coldly, made her sleep in the cowshed, and fed her pig slop...

Then the original owner fell off a cliff and died horribly. The apocalypse's queen, Feng Zhaozhao, took over her body and swore to defy fate!

Lose weight! Do business! Enlist in the army!

With the System in hand, the world is mine!

All four husbands came from powerful backgrounds:

First husband: The son of a chancellor with power over the court. He seems like an immortal, but is actually scheming and bloodthirsty.

Second husband: A dashing young marquis. He seems gentle and warm, but is actually a yandere lunatic.

Third husband: The son of the great general who protects the nation. A cold-faced war god who walks around as if she owes him a fortune.

Fourth husband: The Third Prince, bestowed upon her by the Empress. He seems harmless, but is really sweet on the outside and wicked within!

Feng Zhaozhao: “Hah, never take a man's love seriously!”

But later, clutching her aching lower back, she roared, “Didn't you all despise me? Why are you all so clingy?!” This is a matriarchal novel, and the heroine is no delicate flower. Women get pregnant and give birth; men experience all the symptoms of a full ten-month pregnancy and the pain of childbirth. The heroine feels no pain at all.