The Tragic Novel’s Cannon Fodder and Heroine Get a Happy Ending

About How I Transmigrated into the Villainess of an Angsty Romance, Then Wrecked the Plot So Badly It Turned to Garbage

Jin Zhaolu, the undisputed champion of online trash talk, cursed out a trashy, melodramatic romance novel, The Tyrannical Minister: 99 Times of Captive Love, so passionately that she dropped dead on the spot.

Good news: She transmigrated into a book.

Bad news: She became the vicious supporting character, Commandery Princess Zhaohua, who was hopelessly devoted to the male lead, Song Yi, and would eventually be killed by the heroine as a sacrifice.

Even worse: The moment she opened her eyes, she saw the original heroine, Xiaoshan, being tortured half to death!

Jin Zhaolu slammed the table and jumped to her feet. “How can anyone put up with this plot?! You’re tormenting the heroine? Did you even ask me, the internet’s patron saint, who knows the entire script?!”

And so...

Her first rescue attempt: She secretly stuffed the escaping Xiaoshan into a carriage. The heroine said, “Thanks, but I don’t trust you!” and ran off. They caught her and brought her back! Torture, body and soul, +10086!

Her second rescue attempt: She went straight for the enemy’s home! She hid the pregnant heroine in the commandery princess’s residence, and teamed up with her to kill the fake uncle who wanted to poison her and seize her estate! Sisterhood achieved! √

Her third rescue attempt: The male lead, Song Yi, said, “Woman, you’ve caught my attention... and my murderous intent!” Then he shot an arrow!

The heroine, Xiaoshan, said, “Let me handle this!” She appeared in a flash and took the arrow. In a pool of blood, she gave birth, then entrusted her child to Jin Zhaolu with her dying breath: “The baby... is for ‘us.’”

(??? Sister, that’s quite a thing to say with your dying breath!)

Jin Zhaolu went completely dark. “Fine, fine, so that’s how you want to play? Song Yi, just you wait. Your retribution is coming!”