Reborn with a Useless Spiritual Root, My Master Forces Me to Practice Dual Cultivation Every Day

[Transmigrate into a book + split personality + a cast full of comedy kings + happy ending] While everyone else cultivates immortality, I cultivate “love-triangle chaos.” Has my split-personality master revealed his true self today? Shen Zhao transmigrates into a power-fantasy cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder character who won’t survive three chapters: a trash spiritual root, a spy for the Demon Cult, and someone destined to be run through by the male lead’s sword. To stay alive, she decides to: ✔ Tear into the white-lotus heroine (chili powder in the face is the perfect cure for melodrama!) ✔ Get the original novel’s doomed couple together (Senior Brother and Senior Sister are endgame, thank you!) ✔ Work hard at cultivation (though her Chaos Spirit Body keeps turning spells into cheesy background music...) Until she discovers that her aloof master, Xie Zhaolin, is actually split-personality! By day: The stern Immortal Venerable makes her copy the sect rules (“Keep acting up and you’ll get a three-day trip to the Execution Immortal Terrace.”) By night: A bewitching beauty grips her chin (“I’ll personally teach you dual cultivation, hmm?”) And it gets even more ridiculous: ✔ The Demon Cult’s Left Guardian nags her about KPIs every day (“If you don’t steal the cultivation manual soon, I’m docking your year-end bonus!”) ✔ The white-lotus heroine is always trying to set her up (one quick counterattack with a recording stone, and you’re publicly humiliated) ✔ The ancient turtle egg she picked up sucks away her spiritual energy in the middle of the night (and it’s ridiculously picky!) Shen Zhao: “Does the cultivation world have a bug or what?!” Xie Zhaolin grabs his disciple as she tries to run away: “Be good. First, cultivate my ‘manual.’”