The Whole City Laughs at Me for Being Poor? My Disciple Picked Up an Overpowered Divine Artifact!

Bad news: I've transmigrated to another world as its poorest lord. I own ten thousand divine artifacts, yet I'm so hungry I have to chew tree bark, and the whole city laughs at me!

Good news: The [Strongest Master-and-Disciple Cashback System], which I've been signing in for over five years, has finally activated!

I can't use my divine artifacts? My disciples can! I casually pick up a good-for-nothing who's just been dumped after having his engagement broken off and hand him a rusty [Goblin Toothpick Knife]. Who knew it would be a weapon on par with the Creator God?

Then I pick up a girl with a shattered dantian and give her a copy of Peppa Pig. She actually comprehends an invincible sword intent!

As long as my disciples grow stronger, I get rewards multiplied ten thousand times! When my disciples sweep across the heavens and trample the gods underfoot, the whole world is dumbfounded!

“Lord Kane, what... what kind of monster are you?”

“Me? I'm just an ordinary person who likes to lie flat!”