Cultivation: I Can Devour Any Trait

College student Ye Lingxiao is delivering takeout over summer vacation when a truck hits and kills him.

He is reborn as the son of the sitting chancellor of the Great Feng Dynasty.

With nothing to do each day, he spends his time listening to music at the brothels.

Then one day, he finds a handkerchief.

[Handkerchief of Fang Qingxue. Trait: Charisma +10]

So I have a golden finger.

“You say this damaged sheath for an ancient immortal sword is useless? Let me see!”

[Sheath for an Ancient Immortal Sword (Damaged). Trait: Swordsmanship Talent +9999]

“Hand it over!”

“The Alchemy Saint's failed pill? No thanks.”

[Heart-Clearing Pill (Failed). Trait: Alchemy +9999]

“Hand it over!”

Reincarnated Immortal Emperor: “Why is Senior Brother Ye's swordsmanship talent higher than mine?!”

Alchemy Saint: “I've lived all these years for nothing. I can't even compare to a child!”

Reborn Empress: “Ye Lingxiao, why am I still no match for you even after being reborn?!”

“Why? Take it up with my golden finger!”

“All these years, I've relied on hard work!”

“System! Devour it!”