The Big Shots of This Honghuang Are Such Clowns, Even the Dao Ancestor Can't Handle Them

The bigwigs of this Primordial World are such clowns, even the Dao Ancestor can’t handle them!

Ling Xiaofeng woke up one day as Hongjun, the Dao Ancestor of the Primordial World.

He thought he’d be able to guide the world, but the Heavenly Dao System informed him:

“Pangu got drunk and accidentally opened the heavens. The Three Pure Ones are rebellious teens with terminal chuunibyou.”

“Nuwa got distracted watching a drama while creating humanity, so she made a bunch of ugly, crooked people and gave them beauty filters.”

At his first sermon, the immortals all dozed off and drooled.

He angrily hurled the Dao De Jing aside and pulled out Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years of Mock Exams.

The Demon Ancestor Luohou started a talent show called Primordial Voice to brainwash the masses.

Hongjun led the immortals in singing The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style to drown out the demonic music.

In the final battle, Luohou brought out his world-destroying speakers.

Hongjun calmly pulled out a deafening noise-making megaphone: “You want to see who’s louder? Your grandpa’s right here!”

Primordial World headline: The Dao Ancestor’s square-dancing crew exceeded noise limits. The Demon Ancestor was sentenced to clean toilets for three thousand years.