As Family, I, He Ziqiu, Refuse to Be a Simp

Programmer Chen Fan worked himself to death under the “blessings” of 996. When he opened his eyes, he had become He Ziqiu from Go Ahead, back at the age of sixteen.

Watching Dad Li stay up late grinding soy milk to pay for his and Ling Xiao’s tuition, Chen Fan swore that this time, he would never let his family suffer even the slightest hardship!

[Ding! Perfect Life Editor activated!]

[Target: Scratch-off lottery ticket] → [Edit: Change result from “Sorry, no prize” to “Grand prize: 50,000 yuan”!]

[Target: He Ziqiu] → [Edit: Change intelligence from 72 to 150 (photographic memory)!]

[Target: Li Haichao’s noodle shop] → [Edit: Add traits “Packed with customers” and “Rave reviews”!]

After winning 50,000 yuan and solving the family’s most urgent problems, He Ziqiu’s life spiraled completely out of control!

He became a well-rounded academic genius who dominated every exam, an athletic prodigy who stunned the sports world, and a shadowy mastermind quietly positioning himself to bring every future internet giant under his control!

Zhao Huaguang: “Ziqiu, come with me. I’ll give you a fortune!”

He Ziqiu: “Get lost. Your fortune isn’t even enough to cover my monthly allowance.”

Chen Ting: “Ling Xiao is my son. You have no right to interfere!”

He Ziqiu: “Someone throw her out, and while you’re at it, acquire her husband’s company.”

In this life, I, He Ziqiu, will personally edit the perfect future for my family!