I Sell Sea Cucumbers, and You Want Me to Coach the Premier League?

What, the national football team lost to Indonesia again? Don't even want to lose face? What did you say? The Sea Cucumber Association wants to guide the Soviet Super League? Don't be ridiculous, the village super team is almost dead under their guidance! The leaders of the Football Association are furious. Even the Indonesian team dared to lose. Where can the Football Association put its face? They say that we laymen can guide experts, so why don't we just find a pure layman? Village Super League, Su Chao won't give guidance? The situation is too small and we are not surprised if you don't let us guide you. If we want to coach, we will coach the senior team and set up a Premier League team coach. Coach Lippi, what, Lippi broke up with us? Gao Hongbo, where are you? Is he heartbroken? Not coming? Or? Mourinho? "Leader, we can't control the temper of the magic bird!" "You have to find someone who obeys you!" "I think Xiong Laonier, who supplies us with sea cucumbers, is pretty good, right? He has been working with us for more than ten years and he is very obedient!" "Leader, you are confused, he does not have a coaching qualification!" "Why are you so confused? What do we do? Is the coaching qualification a problem?" "But he's just a sea cucumber seller, and he doesn't know how to coach?" "So, I wonder who in the future will dare to say that we are laymen guiding experts?" Fuck~~~