[Anti-routine + don't seek death + don't fight for the best + don't engage in career + contrasting cute CP]
As soon as I opened my eyes, I, a 21st century social beast, became the seductive female partner who was going through a divorce in a military marriage novel.
Looking at the officer Bingshan with his shoulder straps flashing across his face, I immediately panicked: "Report! The divorce application has been withdrawn!"
The heroine of the original novel is about to appear, and according to the plot, I should drug her.
But I was busy cooking boiled porridge for my husband and spoiling the bloody ending of the original novel for my best friend.
Until one day, my husband, an army officer, cornered me in the kitchen: "I heard that you go around telling people that I can't do it?"
I stared at his unbuttoned military uniform and swallowed: "Rumor! It's definitely a rumor!"
The alarm suddenly sounded, he buckled on his armed belt and turned around to leave.
My bestie and I high-fived and cheered: "Yeah! Stay up all night to watch dramas tonight!"
"Ahem," a deep voice came from the door, "Double portion of fried chicken and beer."
'@What is English homework?