After My 99th Public Humiliation, the Police Beauty Begged Me to Stop Showing Off

[Urban + System + Comedy + Livestreaming + One Female Lead (a Policewoman)]

After three years of marriage, policewoman Su Qing thought her husband was a useless freeloader.

That all changed one day at a major crime scene, when her husband, Chen Feng, started doing a series of baffling things in front of the entire city on a livestream.

[You crush a soda can at a major crime scene. Reward: 10,000 yuan. By chance, you uncover an encrypted USB drive belonging to the “Ghost Hand” thief!]

[You feed a blessed pair of red underwear to the pigeons in the plaza. Reward: a beginner's gift pack. One of the pigeons actually leads the police to another key USB drive!]

[You use your body to spell “SB” on the ground. Reward: a god-tier skill. You end up shouting out the final military-grade encrypted password!]

Everyone at the police station: “I suspect he's insulting our intelligence, but I have no proof! Hurry, enshrine this great immortal!”

Provincial department officials: “Um… Comrade Chen Feng, at my age, is it still too late to become your godfather? And could you read our fortune again… No, maybe just crush another can?”

His icy policewoman wife, Su Qing, glaring: “Chen! Feng! Do you really have to let the whole country know today that I married a… Hey, pass me one of those truth-telling pieces of gum!”

Years later, when a reporter asked how he became a legend in law enforcement, Chen Feng lit a cigarette and said with a world-weary air:

“Thanks for asking. I just got out of a police car. Honestly, all I ever wanted was to quietly live off my wife.”

[Editor's Recommendation]

Brought to you with all the dedication of a fledgling author. This book is perfect for readers who enjoy [sheer thrills, wild imagination, and laugh-out-loud comedy]!