Slay the Gods: Lao Zhao, Have You Ever Seen Someone Kicked by Light?

[Slay the Gods + One Piece's Glint-Glint Fruit + Pay-Me-More Guy + Female Lead Hongying + Self-inflicted Gu] Name your price, and I'll take down a god. Ye Fan: "I'll give you ten million to hold off Poseidon, the Sea God. Can you do it?" Cheng Mo: "No way! That's Poseidon, the Sea God! How could I possibly beat him?" Ye Fan: "I'll add another hundred million." Cheng Mo holds up three fingers. "Three hundred million, and I'll drive Poseidon back. A billion, and I'll wound him. Three billion, and I'll chop off his head and give it to you as a chamber pot." Glint-Glint Fruit. You mysterious beings are all ridiculously powerful. How terrifying! (If I hadn't been kicking one of you away with every step, I might have believed that.)