Wang Dachui is reborn on the execution platform, and the headsman's blade curls on impact, leaving him utterly baffled.
"Hey, buddy, did you skip breakfast?" One remark activates his Taunt passive, and the entire crowd flies into a rage and focuses their attacks on him.
With 99% evasion, he strolls leisurely through the flashes of blades and swords.
System notification: First Beating achievement unlocked. Reward: passive skill [Spiked Armor].
From then on, his brawler persona is set in stone. The top sects surround him to wipe him out? He squats down to munch on a spirit melon and watches the enemies shatter against his armor.
The Sacred Land's old ancestor sneaks up on him? He snores like thunder, and his sleepwalking punches bring down half a celestial mountain.
When the apocalyptic lightning tribulation chases him for ninety thousand miles, only to miss every time, even the Heavenly Dao starts crying: "Please, stop dodging!"
Wang Tiezhu picks his nose. "What's the rush? Once I finish this dump, I'll have the passive that lets me poison people with my crap, and it still hasn't triggered yet."
