I awakened to the only weird profession in the world, the "Absurd Mediator." On the day of joining the company, the system assigned a harmonious partner - Su Lu, a social animal girl with facial paralysis. "According to the rules, no fishing is allowed, no confession is allowed, and no office romance is allowed." She read out the employee regulations with a straight face. But I discovered a loophole in her code level: whenever I told a joke against the rules, she would be forced into a dazed state for 0.1 Seconds, with the tips of her ears reddening. So I told hell jokes every day in the life and death mission, until one time when I solved the weird rule "Happy communities must fake smiles 24 hours a day", all the residents laughed until they collapsed. Su Lu's system beeped loudly: "Conflicting emotions detected... Final command modification - make new rules with this crooked bastard!"
