On the third day of unemployment, Li Kui picked up a ring on a curb and was forced to "live together as human souls"——
The voice of a certain past(?) Movie star exploded in her head:
"Go be a corpse substitute and take care of yourself."
Actual record of the rampage on the set:
Playing a dead body, he possessed the teacher and taught: "When you die, you must feel attached to the drumstick for 0.3 Seconds! Do you have cramps in the whites of your eyes?"
Director: "That corpse! Everyone praises you for your ultimate death, why are you crying!"
Li Kui wiped away tears (Sister Yu's face turned into a tearful cat's head): "My chicken legs were taken away by Uncle Zhang... And mixed with plasma!!" (Plasma dripped from her fake wound like a rattle))
So: #surprise! The tears shed by the corpse when it died was actually because the chicken legs were robbed # ##
Song Chenye (possessed to adjust his posture, with a proud face): "With all due respect, you are like a lightning rod struck by lightning. You have a rigid aesthetic and emphasize the 'tranquility of never closing your eyes'."
Li Kui (taking back his body to dance in the square): "This is the temptation of my stiffness!"
Song Chenye: "Then I will burn a copy of "Square Dance from Getting Started to Burial" for you?"
The actual record of Song Chenye being taken away by an unknown soul:
Puppet Song Chenye (alarm in his head): "Stop grinding braised eggs with your molars!"
Li Kui (muttered with his mouth full): "Gulu Dan is so cute... Ni Bu is so hungry!"
Puppet Song Chenye (sighing in his head): "On the physical salvation of the reincarnated spirit bodies of birds by the molars of atavistic creatures"
Until one night, the ring cracked...
His voice faded: "Xiao Kui..."
There is only a rustling busy sound in my head, like the wind passing through an empty studio...
