
Anyone Who Disturbs My Retired Life Will Die.
打扰本仙尊退休生活的都得死
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 884k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Cultivation
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 6d ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →Funny in the City, Laughing to Death in the Middle of the Night, and Getting Kicked by My Mother.
Novices, Don't Come In, 2000+ Hours Required to Come
Don't use trivial writing. It's best to have a single female protagonist. If the content is more mature, it's best not to have a system. Low system presence is fine.
There Is No Masterpiece in Urban Immortality Cultivation. If You Are Not Convinced, Come and Argue.
Modern Mysticism Helps to See Ghosts and Feng Shui. More Than 3 Million Words. Can Draw Symbols
That kind of system is also ok. Please give me some good books. Feng Shui Mysticism Suspense Supernatural
Please Write Something Funny and Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
To be completed, or a little more
Cultivation of Immortality in the City, No Matter What the Business Is, Just Play Quietly by Yourself
The urban cultivator who doesn't care about other people's business! Pay attention to the questions and forget about those mindless recommendations.
Looking for Reselling Supplies to and from the Republic of China
After Cultivating Immortals, the Family Has Passed for More Than Ten Generations, and Then He Became an Urban Type of Ancestor.
Invincible Leisure Articles, Invincible and Daily, Not Daily Unnecessary
Cultivation in the City (You Can Also Be Reborn)
Are there any novels about urban immortality? If there is no ink, there will be no Holy Mother. The strength is stronger and the killing is more decisive. As for the final word count, it's better to be over 3 million words. If it's too short, don't use it. A few hundred thousand words won't be enough.
Modern Martial Arts Practitioners, Ming Jin, Dark Jin, Hua Jin, Grandmaster
A Novel Where the Protagonist Reaches the Ceiling and Returns to the City to Be Low-Key and Pretentious
Urban Cultivation Is Particularly Powerful from the Beginning
The Protagonist Is Calm and Strong, Independent, Has a Strong Mentality, Has Unparalleled Combat Power, and Has a High Level of Strength.
The protagonist is indifferent and strong, with invincible fighting power. His one-man attitude can overwhelm everything. He has an unparalleled strong attitude. He has high character, is not a loser, does not lick the dog, and is not brainless.
Funny + Urban + Cultivation
The Protagonist's Spiritual Energy Is Revived at the Beginning, Not the Spiritual Energy Is Revived, and the Game Starts After a Long Time.
Beauty, Beauty Urban Cultivator
Why Do You Have to Have an Affair with Your Apprentice When You Accept a Disciple?
I'm looking for a story about recruiting disciples that has no CP, no ambiguity, no harem, a strong protagonist, and is not brainless. The protagonist becomes stronger when he accepts a disciple.
Invincible Young Hero Novels
I want to read a book like "Selling Super Powers from the Invincible Young Man". I found 8 Invincible Young Heroes novels, maybe someone will be interested in them
An Urban Cultivator Who Doesn't Lick Women
Urban Cultivation, Don't Go Down the Mountain to Treat Illnesses, Don't Want Your Fiancée CEO
I'm Looking for a Modern Book on Immortality That Doesn't Have Too Cliche Plots.
For example: the protagonist is an ancient cultivator, who declares himself at the end of the world. He comes to modern times and wakes up due to the revival of spiritual energy. He regains the power of the immortal sect. Jie Jie Jie~ The former master of this planet is back.
High School, Cultivating Immortality, Daily Life, Ordinary Life, Only My Own Way
I want to watch content similar to "Rebirth in High School, My Leisurely Daily Life of Cultivation to Immortality". Are there any books similar to this one?😱😱😱
Are Urban Imagination and Modern Cultivation Dead?
I can't find any good male novels about urban imagination and modern cultivation recently. I'd better avoid those that are just superficial. They're not good and I can't stand them.








































































































It's very good-looking, and the male protagonist is very much in line with an urban cultivator who has been reborn. The other novels are all cultivation novels, which are simply weird. You don't know how many years you have lived, but you are still seduced by several young girls. It's really funny. A novel like this would not be normal. Don't girls who cultivate immortals not have the allure of urban girls? Other male protagonists who cultivate immortality can't resist this kind of temptation, which is very strange. It feels better to watch it in half a day than to watch a whole drama. I look forward to the update.
It's very good. The subject matter is novel. This book is in the style of daily comedy. When I saw the latest chapter, it was basically daily life. It seldom described the changes in the world. Don't read it if you want to read it. There are also many poisonous points. There are too many women. I may use a template later. I saw someone reborn and returned, so I won't talk about it in other comment areas. Some of the official ones are added later to scare the monkeys. The Three Views are not suitable for viewing.
It's pretty good. Among novels of this type, this is the most comfortable one I've ever read. The writing style is relaxed and humorous. It's worth reading. It continues to go lower, and the more it writes, the worse it gets.
The subject matter is very interesting, and the contrast between the male protagonist and the image of the immortal is also very interesting. In the early stage, there was a scene where the male protagonist saw Xu Yan and wanted to make a furnace. At that time, he felt that the character design was quite boring, but later on, there was no such plot. Has the author changed the character design? If so, I suggest the author change the early plot.
I finished reading it in one sitting in the middle of the night. The character creation is really good. Unlike other protagonists of this type, they only have a few pictures and they don't have the image of a superior person. Instead, they are all pretending to be awkward. Come on, author. Brother, just one more chapter. I'm dying. Please. Brother, just one more chapter. I'll never touch it again. Please. Brother, really, just one chapter. I swear I'll never touch this thing again. I really can't stand it anymore. Brother, I'm tossing and turning now. Brother, I'm begging you. Just one more chapter. Brother, please add one more chapter. I'm about to die. Please, brother. I feel like there are ants on me. Climbing, I feel like my whole body is shaking and I can't breathe. Please, bro, just update, just one more chapter. I won't touch it again. Please, bro, really, just one chapter. I swear I will never touch this thing again. I really can't bear it anymore. I can't sleep now. I beg you, bro. Just one more chapter. I can't do it anymore. Please, bro, I can't stand it. I feel like there are ants crawling on my body. I really can't bear it anymore. I'm tossing and turning now and can't sleep. Brother, please update another chapter! ! ! ! [Sinister smile]
It's not a female channel. I almost missed a good book after reading the bad reviews. The protagonist has the attitude of a gamer and is not here to dominate the world. Those who talk about female channels probably want to see the kind of monsters that can be upgraded or have a way to die. In fact, the protagonist is already invincible, just for fun. In fact, it's the Lazy Emperor's version of "Dragon Travels the World"
Funny, the characters are very obvious and interesting
The author really hopes you will read this comment. I also read your previous book I Come from the Age of Ending Dharma. The quality is really good. I followed it for a long time during that time because your update speed was very slow. This new book is also very good, the author is great, please stick to it. It's been a long time since I've seen anything better written about cultivating immortality. Nothing poisonous yet. Hello, I am your reader. My hometown is in a rural area and I have a donkey. This donkey is very talented and very good at grinding. He is very creative and the noodles he grinds are loved by everyone in the village. Even wealthy people from countless big cities come here to buy the noodles it grinds. This donkey has extraordinary intelligence and works hard every day. He has been working hard and grinding countless high-quality flours. Among them, the highest quality flour even won the world-class "Best Flour" award. We all love this donkey, and he is our divine donkey. But now he is slacking off and no longer grinding dough. We try our best to coax it and give it delicious food, hoping that it will continue to grind flour. But he was unwilling to continue working. It said, "It's tired and wants to take a rest." As a result, it was dragged to the entrance of the village by the village chief and the villagers who were angry because they couldn't eat high-quality flour. They killed it and made it into donkey meat. If you think it is burned, it is true. Even the donkeys in the production team dare not take such a rest.
You can watch it without thinking, but if you pay close attention to the details, it will be very dramatic (in fact, it is common sense if you don't count the details). The plot arrangement is quite interesting (although it is cliche). I recommend it to those who like to watch the low-key version of Invincible.
It's a good read, a good read, the author's writing is very good, the plot is also very exciting, and I also like the character of the protagonist. The heroines are also well portrayed, I hope there are more heroines
It's still very good, some of the memes are pretty good, although they are all quite bad, but they are used appropriately. I don't think it's that bad when I read the book. Although I wanted to turn the female character into a furnace, to be honest, I'm not surprised. Looking at the final overall summary, you can see that it is not particularly good-looking. Saw the latest chapter. It's stronger in some places. If you think about it, there are quite a few shortcomings. Even if you don't want to make the first move, what's the point of standing there for half an hour? It's really cool. It's suitable for watching without thinking. It's quite comfortable if you watch it without thinking.
The writing style of this book is okay and the details are okay, but! This book is funny, relaxing and relatively novel. I am willing to give 5 stars and hope that it will be very comfortable to read.
I got tired of reading too many novels in which the male protagonist picks up a fairy, and suddenly I saw this one about picking up an immortal. Don't be too happy! The novel has a strong sense of imagery, and I wanted to laugh so much when I was lying on the bed reading it [laughing evilly] Can it be faster? It's too little. Not enough to watch at all. [Cry]
It's okay for the Immortal Lord to travel through time. Don't talk all day long about hiding your temper and joining the country's subordinates to do evil. The strong people in the world of immortality will take care of this. Just come and have fun, help those who want to help, and take a look if you don't want to. At least he didn't take the initiative to break the law or bully ordinary people. Those who are angry with ordinary people, give opportunities to everyone they meet, work for the government, and enjoy themselves in the system are much better.
Very funny and funny. I don't know why one person gave a negative review after reading it for an hour. A bunch of people below followed suit and called him Shennong [laughing] Anyway, it's been a long time since I came across a novel that I didn't choose to read.
The casual fairy respects life and is not brainless. It is quite interesting to watch so far. The plot is a bit cliche. Fortunately, there is no NPC. The main character in the plot is a bit like a child with a bad temper. He will do whatever he says. If you are bored, you can watch it. It is more casual and does not have so much fighting.
The novel tells the story of Li Huaiyuan, who failed to escape the tribulation, and his soul traveled to Blue Star. He happened to encounter a revival of spiritual energy. He wanted to enjoy his retirement life, but was constantly disturbed by various things. It combined the elements of immortality with modern urban life, creating a unique chemical reaction.
This book is really beautiful! One thing to say: This is my first time giving five stars on Tomato! This book is really awesome! Ha ha ha ha. It's just too short! Author: How dare you not hurry up and update in your prime time? Who can read just that much in one day? [Smile][Smile][Smile][Smile] There are really too few books like this in the current environment of Tomato. This book is really written by White Lotus in the category of urban immortality. It is unique. It feels good when it should. Some of the plots are really well written. I haven't laughed while reading a book in a long time! Awesome!
The content is imaginative enough, and the overall content is more daily and funny. I have read Chapter 192 and have reviewed it so far. This book is not as exciting as some authors who have no ideas. The content is full of content, and the rhythm of ideas is well controlled.
The book is quite good, and the data is actually pretty good. I believe the author will get better if he sticks to it. Come on, please read more.
I have watched more than sixty films, and for me this is the ceiling of this type of film I have ever seen. I will not take a leave of absence for the time being. The overall pace is slow, but it is not boring and smooth, and there are no obvious logical loopholes. Then I personally hope that there won't be many one-way lines or ambiguities, and there won't be a harem. The portrayal of the female character can be focused on the character. To be honest, I don't like it if it's too male-perspective. It could be less, and I won't be able to remember the key points even if I describe them.
Don't worry about the good or bad reviews in the comment section. I only want to say one thing. There are no bad jokes here. They are all very novel jokes. You can read this book as a sketch. It really made me laugh to death. I can't hold back my laughter even at work.
Good news: it is a new type of urban immortality novel Bad news: It's not enough to watch at all.
The article on urban immortality changes from the previous style and takes a new approach. The writing style is brilliant, the characters are vivid and humorous, and the jokes are interesting. I am lucky enough to come across such an interesting book, which made me read it all night long [Punch Out] @ The Crab Who Can't Protect Himself Come on, hurry up and update [you taste it carefully]
The subject matter is not new, but it is also a classic. The writing is good in Tomatoes, and the plot has no flaws. I don't know why the rating is so low. I feel like it could be over 9 points.
I feel that this style is not very popular on Tomato. Most readers here like fast-paced and refreshing articles. The pace of this book is slower and the plot may be average, but the details are okay and the overall feeling is relatively relaxed.
It's a very good book. The first few dozen chapters are a bit boring, but the later chapters are quite interesting. This book is light, the funny plot is also light, and the poisonous points mentioned in the comment area are also light, which makes it comfortable to read.
It feels okay, but the plot is a bit stiff in a few places. This may be difficult for some people to accept, but a book cannot be without flaws. Everyone has their own preferences. Overall, this book is worth reading. You can't read it for free and still want the details and quality that you pay for.
Come on, author! As long as the protagonist is not frustrated, I can watch it. If you don't interrupt the update, I can watch commercials every day to support you [Blow a kiss][Flow a kiss][Flow a kiss]
The subject matter is quite novel, and the character descriptions are good, but there are too few. The author will update soon [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss]