Awaken the Criminal System, and My Police Officer Wife Can't Handle It

[Two-Personality Policewoman × Unlucky Fishing Guy × Glitched System] [Night fishing: not only did a dead fish take the hook head-on, but the cast also dragged up a corpse wrapped in tape!] Jiang Chen: Cut it out!! I'm just a local angler who wants to fish in peace. [Beep! Binding successful! The Perfect Crime System is at your service!] [System: Host, your fingerprints are on the tape around the body! Hurry and destroy the evidence!] Jiang Chen: ??? I literally just got here! [Warning! There's a witness in the bushes! Recommended action: silence them immediately!] Jiang Chen whipped around. There was no one behind him. He was stunned. This lousy System had not only mistaken him for someone else, but gotten the timing wrong too? [Beep! The Host's actions have been detected (the System has wet itself in fright) and are now beyond the bounds of human behavior! This System has taken over the surveillance feed... censoring everything in real time!] Jiang Chen clutched his head and howled, “It wasn't me! I'm not taking the blame for this!!” When every piece of evidence points to you, the only “help” you have is busy digging you into an even deeper hole... Jiang Chen: Thanks for asking. I'm sitting by the river, and a whole lot of trouble just fell out of the sky. Is it too late to run?