[Silly comedy + reborn + System] After Qiao Yunling transmigrates into a drama, she unexpectedly gains blood that can cure every poison and becomes a fool with the same name. From the start, she dances on a coffin, her father dies and her family is ruined, and she's even drained of blood to make pills?
She accidentally binds herself to a silly System. The top mission: give someone CPR? OK, but she's got to suck hard with her mouth!
The whole household is poisoned? OK, just deliver the “laxative package”!
Stealing underwear is downright nerve-racking! The male lead is pregnant and claims it's hers?
Time for some face-slapping! Her stepsister turns into a pig-faced mess and kneels to sing her praises, while her stepmother weeps and apologizes: “I was wrong, my lady!” The princess picks a fight? She hits back by sending you the trending-topic mega-pack, “Listen to Me Say Thank You”!
The young general who was meant to be buried alive comes back to life and turns into a clingy sweetheart: “My wife, let's hold hands...” Qiao Yunling pulls her hand away without mercy. “Out of my way! My international express delivery business and pharmaceutical monopoly are still growing!”
Mountains of gold and silver come crawling her way!
Romance? Making money is way better! Men can only slow down my money-making!