Chu Geqi: My God of War Husband Is a Fool

Time travel? No, I, Yu Miaoyi (Yu Ji), was born to be a beauty in troubled times! Others travel through the system, but I have the top BUFF: a charming face, a man who has been around for three days, and a fiancé who can kill an ox with one punch - Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu! I thought I could win in the troubled times of the late Qin Dynasty by hugging the God of War's thighs tightly, but I found out: The thighs are made of pure gold - if you can hit, you can really hit. Taking the head of a general out of a million soldiers is like picking something out of a bag! The thighs are also solid - strategy? Doesn't exist! "Father" Fan Zeng was so angry that he wanted to hit a pillar every day. There are pits all around the thighs - relatives of the Xiang family want to seize power, Liu Bang's old Yinbi is stealing the house, and there are even a group of Yingying Yanyan in his own camp trying to take advantage of the corner! Lie flat? Doesn't exist! In order to preserve the hegemony of my family "Xiang Hanhan" (and my life): I, Yu, Logistics Manager, Miao Yi, will improve the military rations and take care of the internal affairs, so that King Xiang will have no worries! I, Yu·Invisible Think Tank·Miao Yi, have to give the overlord who "does not listen to advice" a blow at the critical moment (although nine times out of ten I will not listen)! Let Liu Bang run away at the Hongmen Banquet? Pengcheng's home was stolen? Separating feudal princes to lay mines? Don't ask, just ask: "The Overlord has his own deep meaning" (crying in anger. Jpg)! Look at me in the Shura field where Chu and Han are fighting for hegemony, fighting for green tea, guarding against moles, and coaxing the overlord, while trying to keep this giant ship that is destined to sink a little longer, a little longer... Until that night, the sorrowful songs in Gaixia came like a tide. The firelight reflected his tired but still proud eyes, and I caressed Qin, who had been with me for many years. He asked: "Yu, what can I do?" This time, I no longer persuade him to cross the river.