How Could I, a Taoist Nun, Become a Queen?

As the laziest Taoist nun in Qingya Temple, my only ambition is to make elixirs and sleep. >Until the New Emperor's army crushed the Taoist temple, he pinched my chin and said, "It looks like, it looks so much like... My dead queen." >I was put in a phoenix crown and stuffed into the deep palace, becoming the most unlikeable substitute for a queen. >The courtiers scolded me for being a demon and deceiving the Lord, the Queen Mother scolded me for being charming and deceiving my heart, and even the Emperor's Bai Yueguang crawled out of his grave to demand his life. >I split the coffin board with a five-thunder talisman with my backhand: "Fake corpse? This Taoist nun is a professional disciple." >When the emperor tore off my Taoist robe on the dragon bed, I held the alchemy furnace against his throat and sneered: "Your Majesty, this poor Taoist cultivates the ruthless Tao." >He gasped and bit my earlobe: "What a coincidence, what I am cultivating... Is to demolish Taoist temples." .............