Bungo Stray Dogs: How to Raise a Boss Dazai

Name: Bungo Stray Dogs: How to Raise a Boss Dazai
Author: Pure White Glass

文野：如何饲养一只首领宰

by Pure White Glass (纯白色玻璃)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 242k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Alternate Timeline + Dazai Pairing, Dazai Superfan + Story Within a Story, Protagonist Is Tough Enough to Write a Ten-Million-Word Love Letter + Oda Sakunosuke’s Everyday Life of Tireless Writing]

How do you look after a boss cat Dazai?

Pay attention, every one of the following points is crucial!

Boss Cat Dazai is a picky eater and likes crab meat, but remember not to let him overindulge. Eating too much cold food at once is bad for his health;

Boss Cat Dazai doesn’t like sleeping, but he has to. When necessary, it’s acceptable to add an appropriate dose of medicine to his meals. You can gently coax him to sleep by physical means, but make sure you don’t hurt him;

Spend time with Boss Cat Dazai every day, get him to exercise moderately, and give him plenty of company;

Boss Cat Dazai is never wrong. Follow every one of his orders;

Boss Cat Dazai has some suicidal tendencies, but please respect his decisions;

Boss Cat Dazai is a workaholic. You can interrupt his work now and then, but only with harmless jokes. Otherwise, Boss Cat Dazai will have to clean up the mess you leave behind...

All right, remember the most important thing!

It’s only natural for a person to fall in love with a cat, but make sure the cat understands too. Prove to him that you love him.

The story within the story goes like this:

“Warm sunlight spread across the ground. We walked through scattered glimmers, through each other’s shadows, leaving footprints that vanished in an instant. We traveled and ran without pause. The world was an old toy we’d left behind.

We were going to the harbor to watch the sun, before it swallowed everything at the horizon.

One and Only, Lonely Cat”

An extra story set in the neighboring Asuka Izumi 007 worldline. It can be read on its own.

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