Xu Xiaofeng died. She was furious! Furious that the friend she thought was her closest had given false testimony, claiming I was “protecting my money when I got robbed”; furious that her best friend's scumbag boyfriend was living it up overseas; and even more furious that she couldn't stop her parents from going gray overnight!
Then she opened her eyes again
“Wahhh!” A piercing cry rang out.
Reborn in 1993, as a newborn!
At three, she vowed to get rich, protect her family, and find her enemy! Her grand plan to sell roast duck in Shenzhen? Her parents gave her a good old-fashioned two-on-one beating: “Bring up business again and we'll break your legs!”
Then one day, her mother, a well-known matchmaker, dragged her to a matchmaking session.
She took a tumble, and when she looked up:
Above her older male cousin and female cousin's heads, blood-red numbers plunged: [45%...10%]!
Memories of her past life exploded in her mind: if they married, they'd definitely divorce! Her mother would even have to pay back 800 yuan!
The trauma of being stabbed for urging them to break up in her past life still haunted her... but looking at those numbers of doom...
“They can't get married!” she shrieked in her baby voice. “They'll divorce! You'll have to give the money back! Wahhh!”
The matchmaking fell through, her bottom got swollen, and she was sent to kneel in the corner.
“Ding!” [The Matchmaker Wang System has activated!]
The world turned upside down: above the village blacksmith with a limp and the pretty widow were [Golden Match: 95%]! A match made in heaven?
All right! She's on the job at three and a half! Her goals:
1. Earn points by matchmaking! Redeem “Body-Strengthening Pills” for her parents, and “Memory Fragments”... Heh heh, just you wait, you cheating scoundrels!
2. Make the whole family rich! From eggs as thank-you gifts to “Xiaofeng Matchmaking Agency,” her parents couldn't get enough.
3. Find the enemy from her past life! Pay off old scores in this one!
And so
While other kids played in the dirt, she was busy setting up matches for the grown-ups.
[A three-year-old in body, a matchmaking mogul at heart]
