Please Keep Me in Check

## After I Got Caught Drawing a Pig Snout on My Crush's Photo

> On the eve of the monthly exams, I vented at the photo of the top student in our grade: “Zhou Yubai, you try-hard!”

> I finished drawing a pig snout, turned around, and walked straight into the discipline committee member's badge.

> I looked up and met the faintly amused eyes behind his glasses. “Defacing school property. Copy the school rules ten times.”

> As I copied them, I cursed him for being destined to die alone, then saw the note he slid over: “You copied Rule 38 wrong.”

> Later, he cornered me in the library: “I hear you've been spreading rumors that I'm frigid?”

> I clutched my copy of 53 to defend myself. “But you're the untouchable flower on the mountaintop...”

> He suddenly bent down and bit the tip of my ear. “So, is it hot enough now?”