After working overtime for 72 consecutive hours, Internet gold medal employee Li Xiangsheng died suddenly at his job.
When he opened his eyes again, he became Tang Sanzang, the CEO of the Western Heaven Scripture Learning Project Team.
I thought it was a divine preparation, but it turned out to be a sinkhole contract!
Xitian Jingjing is an S-level project of Tianting. The immediate boss is the HR director who is proficient in KPI and PUA - Bai Gujing!
The predecessor "Jin Chanzi" had just been optimized for "personal reasons", and his bones were piled up into a mountain of bones.
On my first day at work, I mentioned the smart badge "Tightening Curse" produced by "Tianting DingTalk".
Chanting sutras is output, catching fish will result in electric shocks, overtime breaks will automatically lock the throat, if the KPI cannot be achieved, the team's merit will be deducted, and if the equity is negative, the team will be disbanded on the spot, and the soul will be formatted!
In this regard, Tang Seng said: Professional counterpart!
I don't understand Buddhism, but when it comes to workplace slang, painting, and reverse PUA, I am not a gold medal social beast for nothing!
Faced with HR's PUA talk, I gave a wonderful road show of "Buddhist Performance".
Faced with the public execution in heaven, I started the "Buddhist Talk Show" to live broadcast and sell goods, and the whole network paid off the sky-high fine with rewards!
Faced with the malicious short selling by capital, I asked Wukong to physically clear the short account!
"What? You said that studying scriptures is a rule of heaven and a rule?"
"I'm sorry, but my "Cosmic Labor Law" is designed to treat all dissatisfactions!"
"Wukong, stop talking nonsense to them, just give me a lesson... Smash their server!"
