History professor and special forces soldier Zhu Xiaochuan saw Wei Zhongxian holding Bai Ling and smiling at the first second he traveled to Chongzhen.
"Ding! The Hunjun system is online. From toilet paper to Italian cannon, you deserve it!"
He rubbed his hungover head and said, "Let me bring you a roll of toilet paper first. I have hemorrhoids."
The Donglin Party angrily shouted at the court: "Numbers don't lie? I'm going to slap you in the face with statistics!"
The concubines in the harem were holding toilet paper as if they had found a treasure, and the aroma of hot pot filled the Qianqing Palace.
When Huang Taiji's troops came to the city, Zhu Xiaochuan took out his flintlock gun and said: "Special Forces Teaching, classes start now!"
When the Portuguese envoy came to see him, he was munching on chili sauce: "Colonization? No, this is called a community with a shared future for mankind!
