Siheyuan: It All Began at Jia Dongxu's Funeral Feast

Name: Siheyuan: It All Began at Jia Dongxu's Funeral Feast
Author: Cat in a Box

四合院：从贾东旭丧事吃席开始

by Cat in a Box (盒中猫)

Status: Completed
Length: 2.4M Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 25d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Transmigrate into Silly Zhu, and from the start, you're right in the middle of Jia Dongxu's funeral banquet. Perfect! Dig in and eat your fill!

With only a Life System, I planned to rely on it, keep my head down, and stay out of trouble, especially trouble with widows...

But who could have guessed that the Black Widow and her mother would come knocking themselves!

How am I supposed to keep my head down now? How am I supposed to stay away from them?

Madam Jia comes to pick a fight and demand meat? Get lost! You won't leave, and you want me to summon your son's spirit? Here's a slap for you!

Widow Qin comes over with a huge belly to borrow grain? Borrow what? I suggest you get rid of the child instead. That way, you won't burden your family, and the child can go down and keep your husband company!

Other names

Reborn as Silly Zhu: I Refuse to Be Used, and Feast from the Start穿成傻柱：拒绝吸血，开局吃大席Former title · until Oct 2026

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