A Naruto Fanfic: The Dragon Vein Witch

Uzumaki Lan is Konoha Village's famous chakra good-for-nothing, but his blue clothes have earned him the nickname “Blue Uzumaki.” When he discovers The Miko's Forbidden Techniques, an ancient text recording “natural pollution,” a stone boar with flowers sprouting from its tusks is chasing the Third Hokage's shadow clone through the streets! The prophecy has come true!