From the Start, I Pawned My Fear: The Seven Tricks Pawnshop

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"The Seven-Orifice Pawnshop accepts only abstract concepts: fear, love, memories... even your 'fatherly love.'"

My family's ancestral pawnshop was on the verge of closing when its first customer arrived:

A desperate old woman pawned her "fear" in exchange for her grandson's health.

The instant the contract was sealed, she turned and ran into the rain, letting a truck send her flying!

"Don't worry," she told me with a smile as she got back up, blood mingling with the rain. "I've forgotten what it means to be afraid."

The next day, the news exploded: #OldWomanScalesHundredMeterSignalTowerWithBareHands, just to pluck a cloud and make her grandson happy.

Then the pawnshop System flashed a crimson warning: [Conceptual imbalance!]

Trembling, I opened the long-sealed ledger. What my father had pawned thirty years ago was none other than:

"Fatherly love."

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[What is the price of pawning your fear? Uncontrolled family bonds and humanity are quietly crumbling deep within the pawnshop...]