Xiao Ran stayed up late to finish revising his PPT but was laid off. He was so angry that he crashed into a car and dressed up as "the number one traitor in Dayin" - serving as a guide for the enemy!
After binding the [Scolding System], he realized:
"My fellow villagers called me a traitor? +1 Points to exchange for anti-inflammatories to save the baby!"
"Written by a writer to criticize me? +100 Points to unlock the flintlock blueprint!"
"The Dog Emperor wants me? Just open the box of nitroglycerin!"
From now on, the daily routine of sexy operations begins:
Use the enemy's food and grass to feed our rebels;
Teach the princess's wife how to make gunpowder to blow up her father;
Turn the scene of the loyalist's pursuit into a technology conference.
When the Internet's hot search #Have the enemy camp general exposed himself today# flooded the screen, he was deceiving the Liao Emperor with a piece of grass in his mouth:
"Believe me! This inferior saber can definitely cut down the Song army... (Anyway, it is your saber that will be broken)"
Reading crit:
• The King of Bad Work in the Workplace × Ancient 007 Double Buff
• Princess, you will kill me today with a knife tomorrow.
• The system forces me to commit regicide? Backhandedly sent "Five Years of the Republic and Three Years of Simulation" to the emperor
A must-have quote for anyone born after 00:
"What should I do if I dress up as a traitor? Urgent! Wait online!"
"Thank you for the invitation. I just exchanged the scolding value for Gatling. I suggest surrendering to the enemy first, then destroying the enemy, and finally flipping the table: I am actually an undercover agent - this script is more exciting than the King's Pentakill!"
Ultimate spoilers:
When he crushed his crown and shouted "I am a traitor", the children were licking the gear candies and laughing: "General Shura? Sweet!"
Click to see:
The craziest attack on workers in history: Use the skills of fishing in the workplace to become a savior in the enemy camp!
(Warm reminder: The male protagonist's coquettish operation will make ten parties angry - bring your own anti-hypertensive medicine!)
Reader comments
Ingenious idea, good, good
I found the beginning of the novel to be a time-travel part fascinating, and some details in the second and third chapters were well described. I look forward to more exciting storylines.
Ingenious idea, good, good
I found the beginning of the novel to be a time-travel part fascinating, and some details in the second and third chapters were well described. I look forward to more exciting storylines.