Cool article, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + torturing scum + being funny + having strong CP + being easy and interesting
Feng Qingyue, a modern cultural relic restorer with expertise in medicine and poisoning, spends her daily life performing acupuncture on thousand-year-old corpses while using crane crown red to maintain bronze vessels. A colleague commented: "Not even bacteria dared to survive in the cultural relics she touched." Until one day, she touched a Han Dynasty phoenix jade pendant - time travel on the spot! It's also bound to a chatty weapon spirit! Qi Ling: "Master, give me a domineering name!"
Feng Qingyue: "... Prosperous wealth?" Qi Ling: "???"
Good news: She is dressed as the seventh lady of a cultivating family and comes with a golden finger! Bad news: the original owner is a silly girl with half a soul, and the whole family is waiting to see her make a fool of herself.
Better news: She discovered that the poisonous weeds in the world of cultivation... Are ten times more powerful than modern ones!
Since then, the world of cultivation has gained a big man with a unique painting style——
While others used alchemy furnaces to make alchemy, she used a chamber pot and even made nine alchemy patterns!
The Master of the Medicine King Valley knelt down and begged to be accepted as a disciple: "Genius! This chamber pot alchemy method must be taught to me!"
Feng Qingyue: "... Master, please take your hands off the bucket first?"
While others fly with swords, she rides a phoenix, but it turns out that the phoenix is an arrogant foodie.
"I am an ancient divine beast, how can I bend my back for a beggar chicken... It smells so good!"
When others fight and recite incantations, she fights and spreads poisonous powder.
The name of this poison is 'laughing half-step epilepsy'. The poisoned person laughs and tap dances at the same time! "
Let's take a look at how modern medical and poison tycoons are doing in the world of cultivation——
Use a silver needle to pierce the crying Yuanying ancestor and use arsenic as seasoning!
By the way... Pick up a beautiful, strong but miserable boss to be your Taoist companion
Reader comments
It's good to watch, and the plot content is good. I'd like to encourage Tsukuru!
It's good to watch, and the plot content is good. I'd like to encourage Tsukuru!