[Cultivation][Hilarious Pet-Raising][My Fascinating Ancestors][No System, no harem, no suppressing cultivation or dumbing characters down]
“Of course the more you drink, the soberer you get. How could you get drunk?”
“Of course you should sleep in during the day. What, are you supposed to work under the blazing sun?”
“Huh? Why are you holding your chopsticks in your right hand...?”
After accidentally wandering into the Shennongjia forest, Zhao Ping'an and a red panda died together and were reborn in a cultivation world. After three hundred rounds of fighting enemies above his level, he finally escaped the world inside the mirror. He thought he could join forces with the giant panda and become an unrivaled supreme powerhouse, but Zhuge Liang poured a bucket of cold water on him:
“Jizhou is the foremost of the Nine Provinces, ruled by Qin Shi Huang. The ancient black dragon willingly follows at his side. Do you think you can match them?”
“Yanzhou is ruled by Liu Bang, whose bloodline extends throughout Qingzhou and Xuzhou. Could you spend your whole life riding in a carriage and still travel across all three Han provinces?”
“Fine, let’s leave ancient emperors aside. Huo Guang’s sword brought a frost that chilled the Qilian Mountains; Bai Qi was born amid celestial omens, making countless demons weep; Zhang Jiao could scatter beans to raise soldiers, and was said to help cultivators of the mortal realm break through one stage after another. Could you match them?”
“Fine, let’s leave the strongest figures of Huaxia aside. Could you subdue the four fearsome tribes: the Dongyi, Xidi, Nanman, and Beirong?”
“Fine, fine, let’s leave humanity aside. What about the beast clans...”
Zhao Ping'an hurriedly covered Zhuge Liang’s mouth. He looked like he wanted to say something, but his expression had grown rather gloomy.
“Meh-meh~”
Zhao Ping'an followed the sound and saw the little red panda beside him bobbing its head and bleating nonstop.
Zhao Ping'an asked in surprise,
“Little chubby bear, you mean...”
“You’re the bear chosen by fate?”
“You’re going to save the world???
