A New Identity Every Day, but the Skills Are Terrible

[Easy][Funny][Sigma][Multiple professions][Jiang Laoliu's disciples] Zhou Fang is an ordinary system owner. He can obtain different professional identities every day and earn profits through customer reviews. However, the professional skills given by the system seem to be a bit confusing...? Day 1: Zhou Fang is a technician in an irregular massage parlor. His magical massage techniques attract the covetousness of men and women. He cures the frigid young rich woman and attracts her ambiguous pursuit! The next day: Zhou Fang turned into a fisherman and caught everything except fish, and achieved the legendary achievement of "three trips in one day"! Day Three: Zhou Fang became a delivery boy, directly transforming into an expert in catching traitors and maintaining family harmony! In addition, Zhou Fang also became a lawyer, teacher, tomb robber, fraudster, fitness coach... Some years later—— Chen Yulin: "A Fang, do you still have an identity that you are hiding from me?!" Zhou Fang: "I don't know either. Let's wait until tomorrow. We'll know tomorrow!"