A New Identity Every Day, but the Skills Are Awful

[Lighthearted] [Funny] [Sigma] [Multiple Careers] [Disciple of Jiang Laoliu]

Zhou Fang is an ordinary System owner. Every day, he gets a different professional identity and earns rewards based on customer reviews.

But the professional skills granted by the System seem a little... questionable?

Day One: Zhou Fang works as a masseur at an unlicensed massage parlor. His incredible techniques attract the covetous attention of men and women alike. He even cures a wealthy young woman’s sexual dysfunction, earning her flirtatious advances!

Day Two: Zhou Fang becomes an avid angler, but manages to catch everything except fish, earning the legendary achievement “Three Trips to the Police Station in One Day”!

Day Three: Zhou Fang becomes a delivery driver and turns into a master at catching cheating spouses, helping keep families harmonious!

Zhou Fang also becomes a lawyer, a teacher, a tomb raider, a scammer, a personal trainer...

Several years later...

Chen Yulin: “A Fang, what other identities are you hiding from me?!”

Zhou Fang: “I dunno either. Let’s wait until tomorrow, then we’ll find out!”