His left foot was an eraser, and his right foot wore a sock that cried whenever he stepped on it. Every morning, he had to tell the rock on his windowsill a bedtime story. Otherwise, it would grow teeth and chew on his hair.
There was a cat that always squatted on the rafters. It didn't eat fish, only rusty nails. When it ate too many, it threw up rainbows, and wherever those rainbows landed, they turned into spiky candy.
He didn't walk with his legs. He got around by blinking: three blinks of his left eye sent him east, while five blinks of his right eye made him crash into a wall. Slips of paper fell out of the walls he broke through, bearing the words, "Tomorrow's sun will be green, but don't tell the earthworms."
One day, he found half a mirror. The person inside had three noses and said, "You're actually a shadow blown here by the wind last summer, and your mother is a bar of soap." He didn't believe it, so he tossed the mirror into a water tank. The fish inside suddenly stood up, wearing the slippers he'd lost last year, and said, "It's time to feed the cat. Today it wants to eat clouds."
And so, carrying a sock stuffed with a rock, he followed the walking fish west. To the west stood a bridge made of hiccups. Anyone who crossed it turned into a butterfly, but its wings were made from arithmetic notebooks, and pages fell off every time it flew.
Oh, right. What was his name again? It sounded like rain from yesterday hitting the ground. He'd forgotten.
It's very interesting. It's a bit convoluted at the front and I can't understand it. The more you look at it, the more interesting it becomes. Please give me more information from the author.
I laughed so hard at the Tianhe Immortal part