I’m Trying Not to Drink Blood at Hogwarts

Name: I’m Trying Not to Drink Blood at Hogwarts
Author: The Wood Has Become a Ship

我在霍格沃茨努力不吸血

by The Wood Has Become a Ship (木已成舰)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 161k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Sein wakes up one day in the Harry Potter world after transmigrating, and finds himself a mysterious vampire prince.

With the purest vampire bloodline in the magical world coursing through his veins, Sein breaks down: he’s naturally fainthearted around blood!

Just as Sein is about to succumb to the torment of his instincts and desires, help arrives. He awakens the [Troublemaker Wizard System]. As long as he keeps causing trouble and chaos, he can exchange points for blood-craving suppressants.

So, before the Dark Lord’s forces can arrive, the Blood Lord descends upon Hogwarts first…

Professor McGonagall: Compared with Sein, the Weasley twins are practically angels!

Hermione: Sein! This time, I’m definitely pulling out your fangs!

Snape: Send this little brat to the Roman Catholic Church!

Voldemort: Forget The Boy Who Lived! Right now, I just want to kill that little vampire!

Dumbledore: Oh, everyone should be more patient with Sein. Great wizards are always hard to... Fawkes, where are your feathers?!

Sein!!!

…

Sein spreads his hands helplessly: “Let me say it again: everything I do is for the sake of peace at Hogwarts. Sigh, is there really no trust at all between humans and ghosts?”

Another day of trying not to drink blood at Hogwarts!

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