Honkai Impact 3rd: I’m Playing the Old Man, and Now I Want for Nothing

[“Healing + no angst” + Previous Era of Honkai + Guardian + semi-invincible + semi-System]

“Elysia, do you want to learn magic from Uncle, too?”

Uncle stared pensively at Elysia, who was eagerly hoping to learn magic.

“Jackie Chan, you didn’t make Uncle coffee this morning. These old bones need coffee to keep going. You want Uncle to die young, is that it?”

“Oh, no? Then hurry up and make the coffee!”

“Sure, Uncle. But my name isn’t Jackie Chan. It’s Kevin.”

“And could you please stop smacking me on the head next time? It really hurts.” Kevin wailed, clutching his head.

A white-robed avatar, twelve talismans, and ten masks. A lizard in his left hand, a pufferfish in his right. Riding the Demon Sorcerer, with the Book of Ages tucked in his pocket...

“Uncle has everything he needs now. Look me in the eyes, Herrscher of Finality!”

The Flame-Chasers and the Will of Honkai: “That old man is way too sneaky!”

Uncle: “What do you mean, sneaky? The righteous qi has secretly been protecting me all these years. Isn’t it perfectly reasonable for me to seal them away?”

I’m no good at writing summaries, so please read the story.