>The rules for begging - three pounds of soju in exchange for a life, the head of an immortal? Need more money!
Jiang Jiu is good at two things in his life: hungry, and using bamboo poles to pick away the crab roe buns from Zuixianlou.
As a senior beggar at Haizhou Pier, his life creed is:
He didn't steal from widows, he didn't hurt children, he didn't touch official silver - until he took advantage of the shark beads belonging to the city lord's lady and made himself the most wanted criminal in the fairy world.
It was a bad start, and all the teammates were "cheats":
- Drunkard master Xiao Tieqi: During the day, he taught him "begging sword skills" to steal roast chicken, and at night he drunkenly chanted "The blood debt of 70,000 brothers in Suzhou".
- Runaway Bride Shen Mingzhu: She will turn into a fish on a full moon night, and the Zhenhai Pearl will be used as a dowry, attracting the sea tribe to snatch her bride, and the immortal sect to intercept her and kill her.
- The otaku Mo Shisan: I always want to dismantle his bones to make a mecha. He also solemnly declared that "the spine of the Dragonborn is top-notch material."
When Jiang Jiu discovered——
Bleeding from one's own wounds condenses the dice, and the broken bowl can absorb the tribulation thunder of the heavenly gate;
The alcoholic master is a general who kills immortals, and the city lord's lady is the orphan of Emperor Shark;
The so-called "fairy world" is actually a gluttonous machine that relies on sucking the energy of the human world...
He weighed the cracked pottery bowl and grinned:
"Immortals? They're just a bunch of landlords who deserve a beating!"
"Begging for food today, collecting debts tomorrow - Suzhou's blood debt must be settled with interest!"
