A Five-Year-Old Who Gets Lost Everywhere, with Every Animal as Her Little Sidekick!

[Adorable Kid Cheats at Cultivation]

Five-year-old Mi Xiaolu, who gets lost going in a straight line, opens her eyes and immediately gets scammed by a useless System!

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, you are now bound to the ‘All Beasts Submit’ cheat!”

The next second, every cat and dog in town snaps to attention: “Boss!”

The System's missions are utterly ridiculous:

“Go to the park and make the square-dancing grannies compete in a cricket fight. Reward: a ‘Lie Down and Ascend to Immortality’ bundle for your parents!”

“Make the neighbor, Old Wang's, parrot chant a spell to unlock the idle brother's invisibility skill!”

Her good-for-nothing parents: “We can become big shots just by lying down? Whoever wants to work can take our shifts!”

Her idle brother: “I slack off my way into becoming a legend in the cultivation world, and somehow that's my fault?”

Mi Xiaolu plants her hands on her hips: “Some nasty relatives causing trouble? I'll sic my dog army on them until they shut themselves away!”

“Demons and monsters causing trouble because they don't know what's good for them? I'll have my parrot blast them in the face with a spell!”

Another day of winning by lying back with her army of animal minions, and doing her best to make sure her whole family gets everything without lifting a finger~